Barney: Or, it's a chance to mess with her head by showing up with someone hotter! Even better, triple threat: hotter, and bigger boobs!Ted: That's only two.Barney: Count again...
Ted Mosby: So, how many people are in on this Party School Bingo thing?Barney Stinson: Oh, it's just me.Ted Mosby: So what's the point, then?Barney Stinson: The point is to get five in a row.Ted Mosby: And what do you get when you get five in a row?Barney Stinson: I get Bingo.
Ted, this is your seduction lounge. Sex swing here, vibrating jello pit right there, rotating Vietnamese shame wheel right here... don't ask you're not ready.
Bro bro bro your broat, gently to the bar. Hit on some sluts then do 10 shots...