Ted, you violated a dead turkey with another dead turkey! Don't let that be in vain.
Read more Robin Scherbatsky QuotesFrom: How I Met Your Mother
I sound kind of douchey. I can't stop myself!
I can handle you preventing me from fulfilling a life long dream, that's being in a relationship.
You're moving to Chicago? Is that even a real place? It's a style of pizza. Ted, you can't live in a pizza.