I can handle you preventing me from fulfilling a life long dream, that's being in a relationship.
Read more Ted Mosby QuotesFrom: How I Met Your Mother
Barney Stinson: You're my best friend, and my best man. Of course I trust you.Barney Stinson: Oh come on, you don't have to cry about it.Ted Mosby: It's not that. That was a $600 bottle of scotch!Barney Stinson: Oh my ggg - -
Barney Stinson: [Barney tries to ask the bus driver to drive to the hospital where Lily is giving birth] Sir, this man is having a baby tonight. Instead of going to St Marcus Hospital, we're going to Buffalo - and I've seen women from there, the city's aptly named. Look, I'm a screw-up; I'm having something special with this girl Quinn and I ruined it. But this guyBarney Stinson: , he's done everything right. He's been loving and devoting since he was 18 years old. There are a few truly great people on this planet and he is one of them. He deserves to be at the birth of his son. So what do you say?Bus Driver: Unless it's an emergency, I'm not allowed to stop so sit down, watch Cocoon 2, and shut up!
Robin: I think I like your suit.Ted: I think I like your new french horn.Robin: I think I like your nose.Ted: I think I'm in love with you.Robin: What?