When I get sad, I stop being sad, and be AWESOME instead. True story
Read more Barney Stinson QuotesFrom: How I Met Your Mother
Ted Mosby: How was your day?Lily Aldrin: I screamed at a little girl for painting a rainbow.Ted Mosby: Oh. It sounds like the bitch had it coming.
Ted Mosby: Hey, Barney. I got a little poem for you. You want to hear it?Barney Stinson: No, not really.Ted Mosby: T'was the night before, I had hours to kill. I sat in the tavern, grading parchments with quill.Barney Stinson: With quill?Ted Mosby: Barney. It's a poem.Ted Mosby: A busty, young lassie flashed me a grin.Her garb said "classy," but her eyes whispered "sin." She said, "you're a teacher?" I said, "yes, indeed." "I must have you," she moaned. "I'm turned on by tweed." With haste we did scamper To my chamber anon. We fell to the couch, and, bro, it was on. I unlaced her bodice. Our passions grew deeper. And thus ends the tale of the sexless innkeeper.
Ted: Maybe I should call her. What do you guys think?Barney: You dumped a pornstar? Friendship over.Barney: Friendship over!