Ted: Maybe I should call her. What do you guys think?Barney: You dumped a pornstar? Friendship over.Barney: Friendship over!
Barney Stinson: You're my best friend, and my best man. Of course I trust you.Barney Stinson: Oh come on, you don't have to cry about it.Ted Mosby: It's not that. That was a $600 bottle of scotch!Barney Stinson: Oh my ggg - -
Ted Mosby: Barney, you've really grown up, you know that?Barney Stinson: Thanks, now lets watch our two best friends have sex on tape!
Barney Stinson: If you did all the things on this list, I would call that a fun weekend.Ted Mosby: Are you kidding? If you did all the things on the list, you'd be dead. That's not a chall...Barney Stinson: Challenge accepted! For the next 24 hours, I will do everything on this list. If I do, Ted will come with me and TP the laser tag.Ted Mosby: And if you can't?Barney Stinson: I will listen to you talk about architecture for three hours.Ted Mosby: Agreed. Robin, will you do the honors?Robin Scherbatsky: Gentlemen's agreement!Barney Stinson: Okay, chumps, let's do this. Barneeey ah-Stinsonnn!