Ted Mosby: How was your day?Lily Aldrin: I screamed at a little girl for painting a rainbow.Ted Mosby: Oh. It sounds like the bitch had it coming.
Read more Ted Mosby QuotesFrom: How I Met Your Mother
Marshall: She's never seen Star Wars? Ted the only people in the universe who have never seen Star Wars are the characters in Star Wars and that's cause they lived them Ted, that's cause they lived the Star Wars.Ted: You've gotta calm down.Marshall: I told you. I told you that you don't know this girl well enough. What if you show it to her and she doesn't like it?Ted: Dude, it's just a movie.Marshall: Ted, Star Wars is your all time favorite movie, and whether or not Stella actually likes it is really important. Its like a test of how compatible you guys are.Ted: Marshall, its just a movie.Marshall: Ha.Ted: Its just a movie.Ted: Ok, if Stella doesn't like this movie, I can't marry her.Marshall: No, you can't.Ted: Wanna watch it again?Marshall: Yes I do.
Older Ted: It got so bad Barney even tried being his own wing man.Barney: Hi. Have you met me?
Ted Mosby: Even when you were a kid you hated kids.Four-Year-Old Katie: Robin, will you watch cartoons with me?11-Year-Old Robin: I spend all week at school. Can't I just have some time alone to read my Highlights and drink my juice?