Ted, this is your seduction lounge. Sex swing here, vibrating jello pit right there, rotating Vietnamese shame wheel right here... don't ask you're not ready.
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Barney Stinson: God, it's me, Barney. What up? I know we don't talk much, although a lot of girls call out your name because of me. Awesome. But God, if you could get me out of this, I swear I will never ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ev...Barney Stinson: Oh, hang on, bro...
Daddy's home.
Barney Stinson: You know, I'm not worried about a wildcard anymore, whether its Uncle Vick, Aunt Shelley, or the ring-bear.Robin Scherbatsky: Ringbear-er!Barney Stinson: If any of those mammals go rogue, our wedding's gonna be Legendary.Robin Scherbatsky: No wait for it?Barney Stinson: I've got you. I don't have to wait for it anymore.