Bro bro bro your broat, gently to the bar. Hit on some sluts then do 10 shots...
Read more Barney Stinson QuotesFrom: How I Met Your Mother
Cray-cray gotta go bye-bye before you get stab-stabbed.
Lily, I love you. But asking someone to come see your play is like asking for a ride to the airport, or to crash on someone's couch or to help you move. Call a cab, book a room, hire some movers and repeat after me, friends don't let friends come see their crappy play!
Robin Scherbatsky: You stole the blue French horn for me.Ted: I would have stolen you a whole orchestra.