Joey Tribbiani: They want me to be totally naked in the movie.Monica Geller: Wow!Joey Tribbiani: I know. My grandma's gonna see this.Phoebe Buffay: Grandma's gonna have to get in line.
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Joey: Or you know, you could do...Ross: What the hell are you doing?Joey: What the hell am I doing? You just broke my fridge!Ross: What? How do you even know it's broken?Joey: You think I don't know what breaks my fridge? Excuse me.Joey: What do you know? It's broken! That'll be $400.Chandler: Joey I saw you push him.Joey: You pushed him!Ross: Joey, I did not break this, okay?Ross: That has been broken for a while.Joey: Hey Chandler, remember when I told you about our fridge?Chandler: Uh-huh.Joey: I still haven't gotten a check for your half yet.Ross: Do not give him any money!Joey: I'm not talking to you, you broke my fridge!
Chandler: Yo, paisan. Can I talk to you for a sec? Your tailor... is a very bad man!Joey: Frankie? What are you talking about?Ross: Hey, what's going on?Chandler: Joey's tailor... took advantage of me.Ross: What?Joey: No way. I've been going to the guy for 12 years.Chandler: Oh, come on. He said he was going to do my inseam, and then he ran his hand up my leg, and then there was definite... cupping.Joey: That's how they do pants! First they go up one side, they move it over, then they go up the other side, they move it back, and then they do the rear.Joey: ... What? Ross, would you tell him? Isn't that how a tailor measure pants?Ross: Yes. Yes, it is... In prison! What's the matter with you?
Chandler: Says here that a muppet got whacked on Sesame Street last night.Chandler: Where exactly were you around ten-ish?