Phoebe: Look, Joey, I know.Joey: What?Phoebe: I knooow.Joey: Whaaaat?
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Rachel Green: I can't - I can't look at it. Somebody else tell me, please.Phoebe Buffay: It's negative.Rachel Green: What?Phoebe Buffay: It's negative.Rachel Green: Oh. Well, there you go. Phew. That's great. That is really, really great news. You know? Because the whole not-being-ready and financial aspects - all that stuff. This is all just the way it's supposed to be.Monica Geller-Bing: Well, then great.Rachel Green: Thanks. God, this is so stupid. How can I be upset over something I never had?... It's negative?Phoebe Buffay: No, it's positive.Rachel Green: What?Phoebe Buffay: It's not negative; it's positive.Rachel Green: Are you sure?Phoebe Buffay: Well, yeah - I lied before.Phoebe Buffay: Now you know how you really feel about it.Rachel Green: Oh, that's a risky little game.Monica Geller-Bing: Are you really going to do this?Rachel Green: Yeah. I'm going to have a baby. I'm going to have a baby. I'm going to have a baby!Phoebe Buffay: With who?Rachel Green: Aw, it's still not the time.
Chandler: Sir, would you mind if you held out that ring and asked me to marry you?Jeweler: OK... Will you marry me?Chandler: Oh, my god - that's it! That's the ring. How much is it?Phoebe: Wait, Chandler; I'll handle this. How much *is* it?Jeweler: $8,600.Phoebe: We will give you ten dollars.
Monica Geller: Hey, You think you can keep it another night?Chandler: Santa, really?Monica Geller: Yeah, is that ok?Chandler: Did your dad ever dress up like santa?Monica Geller: No...Chandler: Then it's okay!