I say more dumb things before 9am than most people say all day.
Read more Chandler Bing QuotesFrom: Friends
Monica Geller: No, you messed it up. You're stupid.
Jill Green: So, what do you think?Rachel: I-I don't like it.Jill Green: Really?Rachel: It's kinda slutty.Jill Green: It's yours.Rachel: Well, I'm a slut.Jill Green: Me too.
Rachel Green: You really think I didn't say "good-bye" because I don't care?Dr. Ross Geller: That's what it seemed like.Rachel Green: I cannot believe that after ten years, you do not know one thing about me!Dr. Ross Geller: Fine! That why didn't you say something?Rachel Green: Because it is too damn hard, Ross! I cannot even begin to explain to you how much I am going to miss you! When I think about not seeing you everyday, it makes me not want to go! Okay? So if you think that, that I didn't say "good-bye" to you because you don't mean as much to me as everyone else, you're wrong. It's because you mean more to me. So there! All right? *There's* your good-bye!Dr. Ross Geller: Rach!Rachel Green: What?Dr. Ross Geller: You ca - ! You keep - ! You can't - !Rachel Green: What?