Monica Geller: No, you messed it up. You're stupid.
Chandler: Sir, would you mind if you held out that ring and asked me to marry you?Jeweler: OK... Will you marry me?Chandler: Oh, my god - that's it! That's the ring. How much is it?Phoebe: Wait, Chandler; I'll handle this. How much *is* it?Jeweler: $8,600.Phoebe: We will give you ten dollars.
Joey Tribbiani: Oh, I know how we can decide. I'm gonna ask you questions and you've gotta answer real fast, OK? What do you like better, action or comedy?Dr. Ross Geller: Action.Joey Tribbiani: Who would you rather sleep with, Monica or Rachel?Dr. Ross Geller: Dude, you are sick!Joey Tribbiani: Oh, right, I forgot you had that whole Rachel thing!
What? You're over me? When were you... under me?