Ross: Don't you want a washboard stomach and rock-hard abs?Chandler: No. I want a flabby gut and saggy man-breasts.
Dr. Connelly: Even though your chances of conceiving through natural means aren't great, you never know. So keep having sex on a regular basis.Chandler Bing: Oh, dammit!Monica Geller Bing: Don't worry; after a while, you'll tune it out.
Phoebe: I have found a selfless good deed. I went to the park and let a bee sting me.Joey Tribbiani: How is that a selfless good deed?Phoebe: It makes the bee look tough in front of his bee friends. The bee's happy and I am definitely not.Joey Tribbiani: Uh, Pheebs, you know the bee probably died after it stung you?Phoebe: ...Dammit.
Rachel Green: Wait a minute - you let Ross drive the Porsche, and when I ask, you say you're the only one who's allowed to drive it.Monica Geller: Yeah - well, he's my brother; and plus, he drives so slow, he could never hurt it.Dr. Ross Geller: It's a car, not a rocket ship.Monica Geller: Whatever. Ross, just replace the bulbs in the brake lights after you're done.