Sandra Greene: You thought I was Rachel?Chandler Bing: Yes we did because you look so young.Phoebe Buffay: And because you're both, you know, white women.
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Joey: Wait, Wait! Why does Chandler get to be best man? He was yours last time!Ross: Well, I've known Chandler a long time.Joey: Wait a minute! C'mon Ross, I don't have any brothers; I'll never get to be a best man!Chandler: Joey, you can be best man at my wedding.Joey: I'll never get to be a best man!
I say more dumb things before 9am than most people say all day.
Janice Litman: So, I hear you hate me.Joey Tribbiani: I didn't said "hate", I was really careful about that.Janice Litman: A little birdy said something about ripping your arm off and throwing it at me.Joey Tribbiani: You got "hate" from that?