Rachel: I use my breasts to get other peoples attention.Monica: WE BOTH DO THAT.
Chandler: Open up, open up, open up!Monica Geller: We'll discuss it in the morning!Chandler: What the hell is going on?Rachel Green: We took our apartment back!Phoebe Buffay: I had nothing to do with it. Okay, it was my idea, but I don't feel good about it.Chandler: We are switching back right now!Monica Geller: No we're not! We're not leaving!Chandler: Well, you're gonna have to leave sometime, because you both have jobs, and as soon as you do, we're switching it back! There's nothing you can do to stop us! Right, Joe?Joey: I don't know.Chandler: What?Joey: I don't wanna move again!Chandler: I don't care, this is our apartment! And they stole-you stole it-our apartment, and we won that apartment fair and square, twice! And I am getting it back right now. I'm getting back right now!Rachel Green: All right. We figured you might respond this way, so we have a backup offer.Chandler: Oh no-no-no, no more offers. You can't offer anything to us!Rachel Green: Let us keep the apartment and...Monica Geller: As a thank you, Rachel and I will kiss for one minute.Chandler: Totally worth it!Joey: That was one good minute!
Rachel Green: You really think I didn't say "good-bye" because I don't care?Dr. Ross Geller: That's what it seemed like.Rachel Green: I cannot believe that after ten years, you do not know one thing about me!Dr. Ross Geller: Fine! That why didn't you say something?Rachel Green: Because it is too damn hard, Ross! I cannot even begin to explain to you how much I am going to miss you! When I think about not seeing you everyday, it makes me not want to go! Okay? So if you think that, that I didn't say "good-bye" to you because you don't mean as much to me as everyone else, you're wrong. It's because you mean more to me. So there! All right? *There's* your good-bye!Dr. Ross Geller: Rach!Rachel Green: What?Dr. Ross Geller: You ca - ! You keep - ! You can't - !Rachel Green: What?
Chandler Bing: Hey!Joey Tribbiani: You son of a bitch!Chandler Bing: Is it me, or have the greetings gotten downhill around here?