Toy Story (1995) Quotes

Woody : Hey, who's got my hat?

Ages three and up! It's on my box! Ages three and up! I'm not supposed to be babysitting Princess Drool!

Pull my string! The birthday party's today? Okay everybody, the coast is clear!

To infinity, and beyond!

Years of Academy training wasted.

I don't believe that man's ever been to medical school!

Mrs. Potato Head, Mrs. Potato Head, Mrs. Potato Head... hey, I can dream, can't I?

Slinky Dog : It's Sid!
Rex : I thought he was at summer camp!
Hamm : They must've kicked him out early this year.
Rex : Oh no, not Sid!

Woody : Reach for the sky!
Sid Phillips : Huh?
Woody : This town ain't big enough for the two of us!
Sid Phillips : What?
Woody : Somebody's poisoned the waterhole!
Sid Phillips : It's busted.
Woody : Who are you calling busted, Buster?
Sid Phillips : Huh?
Woody : That's right! I'm talking to you, Sid Philips! We don't like being blown up, Sid. Or smashed, or torn apart.

Slinky Dog : It's too short. We need more monkeys!
Rex : There aren't any more! That's the whole barrel!
Rex : Buzz, the monkeys aren't working! We're formulating another plan, so stay calm!
Rex : Where could he be?

Mr. Potato Head : Oh, really? I'm from Playskool.
Rex : And I'm from Mattel. Well, I'm not really from Mattel, I'm actually from a smaller company that was purchased by Mattel in a leveraged buyout.

Sergeant : It's... it's bedsheets!
Mr. Potato Head : Who invited that kid?

Mr. Potato Head : Hey, Hamm. Look, I'm Picasso!
Hamm : I don't get it.
Mr. Potato Head : You uncultured swine! What're you lookin' at, ya hockey puck?

Buzz : What a spaceport!
Buzz : Good work, Woody.

Andy : All right, everyone! This... is a stick-up. Don't anybody move! Now empty that safe!
Andy : Ooh, hoo hoo! Money, money, money!
Andy : Stop it! Stop it, you mean old potato!
Andy : Quiet, Bo Peep! Or your sheep get run over!
Andy : Help! Baaa! Help us!
Andy : Oh no! Not my sheep! Somebody do something!
Woody : Reach for the sky!
Andy : Oh no! Sheriff Woody!
Andy : I'm here to stop you, One-eyed Bart!
Andy : D'oh! How'd you know it was me?
Andy : Are you gonna come quietly?
Andy : Ya can't touch me, Sheriff! I brought my Attack Dog,
Andy : with a built-in force field!
Andy : Well, I brought my dinosaur!
Andy : Who eats force field dogs!
Andy : Arr rawr rawr! Yipe, yipe-yipe-yipe!
Andy : You're going to jail, Bart. Say goodbye to the wife and tater tots.
Andy : You saved the day again, Woody!
Woody : You're my favorite deputy!

Mr. Shark : Look, I'm Woody! Howdy, howdy, howdy!
Woody : Ha-ha, ha-ha...
Woody : Gimme that!

Sid Phillips : W-we?
Woody : That's right, your toys!
Woody : From now on, you must take good care of your toys, because if you don't, we'll find out, Sid!
Woody : We toys can see EVERYTHING!
Woody : So play nice!