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The Truman Show

The Truman Show  image

Directed by: Peter Weir
Written by: Andrew Niccol
Starring: Jim Carrey, Ed Harris, Laura Linney
Released on: June 5 1998
Taglines: On The Air. Unaware.

The Truman Show Quotes

 Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night! image

Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!

I hereby proclaim this planet Trumania of the Burbank Galaxy. image

I hereby proclaim this planet Trumania of the Burbank Galaxy.

That one's for free. image

That one's for free.

I like your pin. I was wondering that myself. image

I like your pin. I was wondering that myself.

How can anyone expect me to carry on under these conditions? It's unprofessional! image

How can anyone expect me to carry on under these conditions? It's unprofessional!

I made macaroni! image

I made macaroni!

Marlon:   The point is, I would gladly step in front of traffic for you Truman. And the last thing I would ever do to you...
Christof:   ... is lie to you.
Marlon: ...is lie to you. image

Marlon: The point is, I would gladly step in front of traffic for you Truman. And the last thing I would ever do to you...
Christof: ... is lie to you.
Marlon: ...is lie to you.

Marlon: I mean, think about it, Truman. If everybody is in on it, I'd have to be in on it, too.
Marlon: I'm not in on it, Truman, because... there is no 'it'. image

Marlon: I mean, think about it, Truman. If everybody is in on it, I'd have to be in on it, too.
Marlon: I'm not in on it, Truman, because... there is no 'it'.

Somebody help me, I'm being spontaneous!
Truman: Is that the best you can do?
Truman: You're gonna have to kill me!
Truman: What do ya do with a drunken sailor? What do ya do with a drunken sailor? What do ya do with a drunken sailor ear-lye in the mor-nin'!

The early bird gathers no moss! The rolling stone catches the worm!

Can you tell her I had to go to Fiji and that I'll call her when I get there?

Christof: Don't look in the camera, say something! Keep it going, keep it going!
Marlon: He's gone!
Christof: Cut transmission!

Mike Michaelson: The Hague for Christof. Hello? The Hague? All right, we've lost that call, let's go to Hollywood, California. You're on Trutalk.
Sylvia: Hi, Christof, I'd just like to say one thing, you're a liar and a manipulator and what you've done to Truman is sick!
Christof: Well. We remember this voice, don't we? How could we forget?
Mike Michaelson: Uh, let's go to another call, what do we have...
Christof: No. No, no, no, no, no, it's fine, it's fine, Mike. I love to reminisce with former members of the cast. Sylvia, as you announced so melodramatically to the world, do you think because you batted your eyes at Truman once, flirted with him, stole a few minutes of airtime with him to thrust yourself and your politics into the limelight, that you know him? That you know what's right for him? You really think you're in a position to judge him?
Sylvia: What right do you have to take a baby and turn his life into some kind of mockery? Don't you ever feel guilty?
Christof: I have given Truman the chance to lead a normal life. The world, the place you live in, is the sick place. Seahaven is the way the world should be.
Sylvia: He's not a performer, he's a prisoner. Look at him, look at what you've done to him!
Christof: He could leave at any time. If his was more than just a vague ambition, if he was absolutely determined to discover the truth, there's no way we could prevent him. I think what distresses you, really, caller, is that ultimately Truman prefers his cell, as you call it.
Sylvia: Well, that's where you're wrong. You're so wrong! And he'll prove you wrong!

Truman Burbank: Lauren, right? It's on your book.
Lauren: Lauren. Right. Right.
Truman Burbank: Well, I'm Truman.
Lauren: Yeah. I know. Look, Truman, I'm not allowed to talk to you. You know.
Truman Burbank: Yeah, well, I can understand, I'm a pretty dangerous character.

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