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The Third Man

The Third Man  image

Directed by: Carol Reed
Written by: Graham Greene, Graham Greene
Starring: Orson Welles, Joseph Cotten, Alida Valli
Released on: October 12 1949
Taglines: He'll have you in a dither with his zither!

The Third Man Quotes

I'd make comic faces... and stand on my head and grin at you between my legs... and tell all sorts of jokes. I wouldn't stand a chance, would I? image

I'd make comic faces... and stand on my head and grin at you between my legs... and tell all sorts of jokes. I wouldn't stand a chance, would I?

I'd make comic faces... and stand on my head and grin at you between my legs... and tell all sorts of jokes. I wouldn't stand a chance, would I? image

I'd make comic faces... and stand on my head and grin at you between my legs... and tell all sorts of jokes. I wouldn't stand a chance, would I?

Driver! Driver! Slow down! Have you got orders to kill me? image

Driver! Driver! Slow down! Have you got orders to kill me?

lt wasn't the German gin. image

lt wasn't the German gin.

A person doesn't change just because you find out more. image

A person doesn't change just because you find out more.

Oh, please. For heaven's sake, stop making him in your image. Harry was real. He wasn't just your friend and my lover. He was Harry. image

Oh, please. For heaven's sake, stop making him in your image. Harry was real. He wasn't just your friend and my lover. He was Harry.

l don't know anything anymore, except l want to be dead too. Some more tea? image

l don't know anything anymore, except l want to be dead too. Some more tea?

You were born to be murdered. image

You were born to be murdered.

Next time we'll have a foolproof coffin. image

Next time we'll have a foolproof coffin.

Miss Schmidt, you were intimate with Lime, weren't you ? image

Miss Schmidt, you were intimate with Lime, weren't you ?

Who was the third man?

Didn't you hear Mr. Crabbin offer me the hospitality of the H.Q.B.M.T. ?

This is more like a mortuary than a police headquarters.

Don't preach wisdom to me.

l'll be your dumb decoy duck.

Tell him l'll wait by that wheel there. Or, do ghosts only rise by night, Dr. Winkel ?

Poor Harry, I wish he was dead. He'd be safe from all of you then.

Honest, sensible, sober, harmless Holly Martins. Holly. What a silly name.

We should have dug deeper than a grave.

It had meningitis. They gave it some of Lime's penicillin. Terrible pity isn't it.

He gave you the number of the Casanova Club. That's where a lot of friends of Lime used to go.

l never knew there were snake charmers in Texas.

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