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The Lego Batman Movie (2017)

The Lego Batman Movie (2017)  image

Directed by: Chris McKay
Written by: Seth Grahame-Smith, Chris McKenna
Starring: Will Arnett, Michael Cera, Rosario Dawson
Released on: February 10, 2017
Taglines: From the team that assembled The Lego Movie

The Lego Batman Movie (2017) Quotes

You're the reason why I get up at 4:00 in the afternoon and pump iron until my chest is positively sick. image

You're the reason why I get up at 4:00 in the afternoon and pump iron until my chest is positively sick.

Ha! You just got union jacked! image

Ha! You just got union jacked!

White. All important movies end with a white screen. image

White. All important movies end with a white screen.

 If you call me Batgirl, can I call you Batboy? image

If you call me Batgirl, can I call you Batboy?

Black. All important movies start with a black screen... And music... Edgy, scary music that would make a parent or studio executive nervous... And logos... Really long and dramatic logos... Warner Bros. Why not "Warner Brothers"? I don't know... DC... The house that Batman built. Yeah, what, Superman? Come at me, bro. I'm your Kryptonite... Hmm... Not sure what RatPac does, but that logo is macho. I dig it... Okay. Get yourself ready for some... reading. "If you want to make the world a better place, take a look at yourself and make a change. Hooo." No. I said that. Batman is very wise. I also have huge pecs and a nine-pack. Yeah, I've got an extra ab. Now, let's start the movie.

I deserve this today, today I deserve it. image

I deserve this today, today I deserve it.

What am I gonna do? Get a bunch of criminals together to fight the criminals? That's a stupid idea.

Robin : Hey, I was thinking. If I'm gonna be a superhero, and go on awesome superhero missions like this one, can we use code names? Mine can be Robin.
Batman : I'm sorry, say that again?
Robin : Robin.
Batman : As in the small, Midwestern frail bird?
Robin : Yeah, and I already have a catch phrase. Tweet, tweet, on the street.
Batman : Hard pass.
Robin : And a song.
Robin : Fly, Robin, fly.
Batman : Harder pass.

Computer : What is the password?
Batman : Iron Man sucks.

Batman : Hey, kid!
Robin : Yes, sir?
Batman : You're super nimble, right?
Robin : I sure am!
Batman : And small?
Robin : Very.
Batman : And quiet?
Robin : When I desire to be.
Batman : And 110% expendable?
Robin : I don't know what that means, but okay!

Robin : Woo-hoo! A month ago, I had no dads. Then I had one dad. Now I have two dads, and one of them is Batman!
Batman : Yeah!
Robin : It's raining dads...

Batman : All righ, kid. We need to avoid Commissioner Gordon. So, lesson number three. When going stealth, you gotta hide every part of you, physically and emotionally. Got it?
Robin : Yeah!

Batman : Batman's life lesson number two. Vigilantes don't have bedtimes.
Robin : Yes! So, what's the vigilante policy on cookies?
Batman : Unlimited!

Batman : We are gonna steal the Phantom Zone projector from Superman.
Robin : Steal?
Batman : Yeah. We have to right a wrong. And sometimes, in order to right a wrong, you have to do a wrong-right. Gandhi said that.
Robin : Are we sure Gandhi said that?
Batman : I'm paraphrasing.

Batman : So, are you ready to follow Batman and maybe learn a few life lessons along the way?
Robin : I sure am, Dad Two! But first, where's the seat-belt?
Batman : The first lesson is, life doesn't give you seat-belts! Let's go!

Robin : Wow! Look, it's the Bat-Sub!
Batman : Wait, don't touch that!
Robin : Over there! It's the Bat-Space Shuttle!
Batman : Please keep your hands off that.
Robin : Look, it's the Bat-Zeppelin!
Batman : Don't touch that, either!
Robin : It's the Bat-Train!
Batman : No!
Robin : It's the Bat-Kayak!
Batman : No!
Robin : It's the Bat-Dune Buggy!
Batman : No!
Robin : It's the Bat... Shark Repellent?
Batman : Uh, actually, you can touch that. It's completely useless

Hey mom, hey dad, I um, I saved the city again today, I think you would have been really proud.

Robin : What?
Robin : It's the Batcave! Ohmygosh ohmygosh ohmygosh ohmygosh ohmygooo-!
Robin : Batman, woah!
Batman : You're darn right, woah!
Robin : Wait, does Batman live in Bruce Wayne's basement?
Batman : No, Bruce Wayne lives in Batman's attic.

Robin : My name's Richard Grayson, but all the kids at the orphanage call me Dick.
Batman : Well, children can be cruel.

The Joker : You wanna play games, do you Batman? Save the city or catch your greatest enemy!
Batman : You think you're my greatest enemy?
The Joker : Who else drives you to one-up them the way I do?
Batman : Superman.
The Joker : Superman's not a bad guy!
Batman : I like to fight around.
The Joker : You're seriously saying that there's nothing special about us?
Batman : There is no "us". Never will be.

Wow, that was fun! Really hope nobody was recording that. Let me see. Oh, this thing is on. This thing is recording.

Okay, Robin. Together, we're gonna punch these guys so hard, words describing the impact are gonna spontaneously materialize out of thin air.

Batman : Hey, 'puter, I'm home.
Computer : Welcome home, sir. Initializing Batcave music. So, did anything exciting happened today?
Batman : I saved the city again. It was off the chain. Anyway, I should probably have some grub.
Computer : Alfred left your lobster thermidor in the fridge.
Batman : Oh, that's my favorite. I can't wait.
Batman : Not 20 minutes. Stupid.

Barbara Gordon : Why did you build this thing with only one seat?
Batman : 'Cause last time I checked, I only have one butt.

The Joker : Are you seriously saying there is nothing, nothing special about our relationship?
Batman : Whoa. Let me tell you something, J-bird. Batman doesn't do 'ships.
The Joker : What?
Batman : As in "relationships." There is no "us." Batman and Joker are not a thing. I don't need you. I don't need anyone. You mean nothing to me. No one does.

Batman : Who never skips leg day?
Chorus : Batman!
Batman : Who always pays their taxes?
Batman , Chorus : Not Batman!

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