Finding Nemo (2003) Quotes

How do you know that nothing bad won't happen?

Dory : I don't.

P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney! You asked me where I'm going? OK, I'll tell you: P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney! That's where I'm going!

Fish aren't meant to be in a box, kid. It does things to them.

First day of school! Wake up! Come on. First day of school.

To the top of Mount Wanna-hock-a-loogie!

All drains lead to the ocean.

This is the Ocean, silly, we're not the only two in here.

Gill : Look at that. Would you look at that? Filthy. Absolutely filthy. And it's all thanks to you, kid. You made it possible. Jacques! I told you not to clean!
Jacques : I am ashamed.

"P.Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney." I remembered it. I bet I could even remember it again..."P.Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney." I did it again.

Uh, Dad, you can let go now.

Love you, Dad.

Gill : All right, gang, we have less than 48 hours before Darla gets here. This tank will get plenty dirty in that time, but we have to help it along any way we can. Jacques.
Jacques : Oui.
Gill : No cleaning.
Jacques : I shall resist.
Gill : Everybody else, be as gross as possible. Think dirty thoughts. We're gonna make this tank so filthy the dentist will HAVE to clean it.
Gill : Good work.

Gill : Look at that. Would you look at that? Filthy. Absolutely filthy. And it's all thanks to you, kid. You made it possible. Jacques! I told you not to clean!
Jacques : I am ashamed.

Something's wrong with you, really.

Marlin : Of course he wants us to move over there. That's EATING US.
Marlin : How do I taste, Moby, huh? DO I TASTE GOOD?

Bloat : Ha, ha, ha, ha!
Gill : We did it!
Bloat : Now what?

All drains lead to the ocean.

To the top of Mount Wanna-hock-a-loogie!

Fish aren't meant to be in a box, kid. It does things to them.

It's because I like you, I don't want to be with you. It's a complicated emotion.

I promise to never let anything happen to you, Nemo.

Marlin : Wait, wait...
Marlin : Hold my fin, hold my fin!

Marlin : Oh, my goodness!
Crush : Whoa. Kill the motor, dude.

Something's wrong with you, really.

Dory : I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my Squishy. Come on, Squishy. Come on, little Squishy.
Dory : Ow. Bad Squishy, bad Squishy.

Hey, careful with that hammer...

Uhhh... the sea monkeys have my money... yes, I'm a natural blue...

Okay, he either said, "move to the back of the throat," or he "wants a root beer float".

I suffer from short-term memory loss. It runs in my family... At least I think it does... hm. Where are they?

School of Fish : Oh and one more thing: when you come to this trench, swim through it, not over it.
Dory : Trench. Through it, not over. I'll remember.
Dory : Hey wait up there's something I gotta tell you.
Dory : Woah. Nice trench.

Dory : Hi. I'm Dory.
Anchor , Chum , Bruce : Hello, Dory.
Dory : And, uh, well... well, I don't think I've ever eaten a fish.

Chum : Wow, that's incredible!
Bruce : Good on ya, mate!
Dory : Whew. Glad I got that off my chest.

Just keep swimming.

"P.Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney." I remembered it. I bet I could even remember it again..."P.Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney." I did it again.

I promise to never let anything happen to you, Nemo.

Marlin : Nemo! What do you think you're doing? You're gonna get stuck out there and I'll have to go get you before another fish does. Get back here. Get back here now! Stop! You make one more move, mister...
Marlin : Don't you dare. If you put one fin on that boat - are you listening to me? Don't touch the...
Marlin : Nemo!
Tad : He touched the butt.

I have to get out of here! I have to find MY SON! I have to tell him... how!... old!... sea turtles are!

The dropoff? They're going to the dropoff? What - what are you insane? Why not just fry them up now and serve them with chips?

It's because I like you, I don't want to be with you. It's a complicated emotion.

You think you can do these things, but you just can't, Nemo.

I'm dead. I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I died, I'm dead.

Bubbles : So, the Big Blue. What's it like?
Nemo : Umm... big... and blue?
Bubbles : I knew it.

Marlin : Crush, wait. How old are you?
Crush : Hundred and fifty, and still young, dude. Rock on.

and the sea cucumber turns to the mollusk and says, "With fronds like these, who needs anemones?"

Crush : Alright, we're here, dudes! Get ready! Your exit's comin' up, man!
Marlin : Where? I don't see it.
Dory : There! I see it! I see it!
Marlin : You mean the swirling vortex of terror?
Crush : That's it, dude!

Nigel : Okay, don't make any sudden moves. Hop inside my mouth... if you want to live.
Marlin : Hop in your mouth, huh? And how does that make me live?
Seagull : Mine?
Nigel : Because - I can take you to your son.
Marlin : Yeah, right.
Nigel : No, I know your son. He's orange and has a gimpy fin on one side.
Marlin : That's Nemo!

If this is some kind of practical joke, it's not funny, and I know funny. I'm a clownfish!

First day of school! Wake up! Come on. First day of school.

Love you, Dad.

Uh, Dad, you can let go now.

This is the Ocean, silly, we're not the only two in here.

Gill : My first escape. Landed on dentist tools. I was aiming for the toilet.
Nemo : The toilet?
Gill : All drains lead to the ocean, kid.
Nemo : Wow. How may times have you tried to get out?
Gill : Ah, I lost count.

Nemo : Has anyone seen my dad?
Peach : Honey, your father's probably back at the pet store.
Nemo : Pet store?
Bloat : Yeah. Like, I'm from Bob's Fish Mart.
Gurgle : Pet Palace.
Bubbles : Fish-O-Rama.
Deb : Mail Order.
Peach : Ebay.

Just keep swimming, just keep swimming...

Es... Es-cap-e. Funny it's spelled just like the word escape.

P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney! You asked me where I'm going? OK, I'll tell you: P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney! That's where I'm going!

Hey, look. "Esc-a-pay". I wonder what that means? That's funny, it's spelled just like the word "escape."

If this is some kind of practical joke, it's not funny, and I know funny. I'm a clownfish!

Hey, look. "Esc-a-pay". I wonder what that means? That's funny, it's spelled just like the word "escape."

Mr. Ray : All new explorers must answer a science question. You live in what kind of home.
Nemo : An anemonemone. Amnemonemomne.
Mr. Ray : Okay, okay, don't hurt yourself, kid.

Nemo : ...uh... AH.
Jacques : Suivez-moi.
Jacques : Follow me.

Mr. Ray : Well, hello Nemo. Who's this?
Nemo : Exchange student.
Squirt : I'm from the EAC, dude.
Mr. Ray : Sweet!
Nemo , Squirt : Totally!

Bubbles : So, the Big Blue. What's it like?
Nemo : Umm... big... and blue?
Bubbles : I knew it.

Nemo : What's that?
Tad : I know what that is. Sandy Plankton saw one. He called it... uh... he said it was called a "butt".
Pearl : That's a pretty big butt.
Sheldon : Oh, look at me... I'm gonna touch the butt.

P Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney.

Just keep swimming, just keep swimming...

Es... Es-cap-e. Funny it's spelled just like the word escape.

Gurgle : Whatever you do, don't mention D-A-R...
Nemo : It's all right. I know who you're talking about.

Marlin : Of course he wants us to move over there. That's EATING US.
Marlin : How do I taste, Moby, huh? DO I TASTE GOOD?

Dory : I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my Squishy. Come on, Squishy. Come on, little Squishy.
Dory : Ow. Bad Squishy, bad Squishy.

Hey, careful with that hammer...

Uhhh... the sea monkeys have my money... yes, I'm a natural blue...

Dory : Si... side... syd... nay... Sydney!
Dory : Aah! Nemo!

Okay, he either said, "move to the back of the throat," or he "wants a root beer float".

I suffer from short-term memory loss. It runs in my family... At least I think it does... hm. Where are they?

I didn't come this far to be breakfast.

The dropoff? They're going to the dropoff? What - what are you insane? Why not just fry them up now and serve them with chips?

Marlin : How do you know if they're ready?
Crush : Well, you never really know, but when they know, you know, y'know?

You think you can do these things, but you just can't, Nemo.

I'm dead. I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I died, I'm dead.

I didn't come this far to be breakfast.

I have to get out of here! I have to find my son! I have to tell him how old sea turtles are!

Bloat : You must pass through... The ring of Fire.
Bloat : Turn on The Ring of Fire. The *Ring of Fire*. You said you could do it.
Jacques : Oops, sorry.

Crush : Okay. Squirt here will now give you a rundown of proper exiting technique.
Squirt : Good afternoon. We're gonna have a great jump today. Okay, first crank a hard cutback as you hit the wall. There's a screaming bottom curve, so watch out. Remember: rip it, roll it, and punch it.
Marlin : It's like he's trying to speak to me, I know it.
Marlin : Look, you're really cute, but I can't understand what you're saying. Say the first thing again.

Marlin : Crush, wait. How old are you?
Crush : Hundred and fifty, and still young, dude. Rock on.

Marlin : There was this mollusk, and he walks up to this sea cucumber. Normally, they don't talk, sea cucumbers, but in a joke everyone talks. So the sea mollusk says to the cucumber...
Marlin : Nemo!
Chum : Nemo! Ha ha! Nemo... I don't get it.
Bruce : For a clown fish, he's not that funny.

and the sea cucumber turns to the mollusk and says, "With fronds like these, who needs anemones?"

Nigel : Okay, don't make any sudden moves. Hop inside my mouth... if you want to live.
Marlin : Hop in your mouth, huh? And how does that make me live?
Seagull : Mine?
Nigel : Because - I can take you to your son.
Marlin : Yeah, right.
Nigel : No, I know your son. He's orange and has a gimpy fin on one side.
Marlin : That's Nemo!

Just keep swimming.

have to tell him... how!... old!... sea turtles are!

I have to get out of here! I have to find my son! I have to tell him how old sea turtles are!