Spider-Man: No Way Home Quotes

I peed in the pool.

Wong: Strange, don't cast that spell!
Doctor Strange: Fine. I won't. (winks at Peter)

Norman Osborn: You know, I'm something of a scientist myself.

How can you tell someone that you're Spider-Man?

Green Goblin: Poor Peter... too weak to send me home to die.
Peter Parker: No. I just wanna kill you myself.
Green Goblin: Attaboy

MJ: Some suggest that Parker's powers include the male spider's ability to hypnotize females.
Peter Parker: Stop, come on.
MJ: Yes, my spider lord.

Peter Parker: I'm sorry, what was your name again?
Otto Octavius: Dr. Otto Octavius.
Peter Parker: Wait. No, seriously, what is your actual name?

Otto Octavius: You're not Peter Parker.
Peter Parker: I am so confused right now!

Doctor Strange: There are others out there. We need to send them back. So Scooby-Doo this crap!
MJ: You know, all this is kind of your mess. I know a couple of magic words myself, starting with the word 'please'.
Doctor Strange: Please, Scooby-Doo this crap.

When you botched that spell, where you wanted everyone to forget that Peter Parker is Spider-Man, we started getting some visitors from every universe.

The problem is you trying to live two different lives. The longer you do it, the more dangerous it becomes!

Be careful what you wish for, Parker.

Doctor Strange: The entire world is about to forget that Peter Parker is Spider-Man.
Peter Parker: Wait, everyone? Can't some people still know?
Doctor Strange: That's not how the spell works.
Peter Parker: So MJ's gonna forget about everything we've ever been through.

Otto Octavius: You're flying out into the darkness to fight ghosts.
Peter Parker: What do you mean?
Doctor Strange: They all die fighting Spider-Man. It's their fate. I'm sorry, kid.
Peter Parker: Yeah, me too.

Doctor Strange: Do you know a Peter Parker who is Spider-Man?
Otto Octavius: Yes.
Doctor Strange: Is that him?
Otto Octavius: No.

Peter Parker: I'm sorry to bother you, sir.
Doctor Strange: Please. We've saved half the universe together. I think we are beyond you calling me sir.
Peter Parker: Okay, Stephen...
Doctor Strange: That feels weird, but I will allow it.

MJ: Does any part of you feel relieved about all this?
Peter Parker: What do you mean?
MJ: Now that everyone knows, you don't really have to hide or lie to people.
Peter Parker: For the record, I never wanted to lie to you. But how can you tell someone that you're Spider-Man?

Peter Parker 2: You okay?
Peter Parker 1: Oh, it's.. my back. It's kinda stiff from all the swinging I guess.
Peter Parker 2: Oh, I, uh yeah, I gotta middle back thing too.

Matt Murdock: You may have dodged your legal troubles but things will get much worse. There's still the court of public opinion.
Peter Parker: How did you just do that?
Matt Murdock: I'm a really good lawyer.

Otto Octavius: Hello, Peter.
Peter Parker: Do I know you?