Peter Parker Quotes

I never wanted to lie to you.

I peed in the pool.

Doctor Strange: The entire world is about to forget that Peter Parker is Spider-Man.
Peter Parker: Wait, everyone? Can't some people still know?
Doctor Strange: That's not how the spell works.
Peter Parker: So MJ's gonna forget about everything we've ever been through.

Peter Parker: I'm sorry, what was your name again?
Otto Octavius: Dr. Otto Octavius.
Peter Parker: Wait. No, seriously, what is your actual name?

How can you tell someone that you're Spider-Man?

Otto Octavius: Hello, Peter.
Peter Parker: Do I know you?

Matt Murdock: You may have dodged your legal troubles but things will get much worse. There's still the court of public opinion.
Peter Parker: How did you just do that?
Matt Murdock: I'm a really good lawyer.

Peter Parker 2: You okay?
Peter Parker 1: Oh, it's.. my back. It's kinda stiff from all the swinging I guess.
Peter Parker 2: Oh, I, uh yeah, I gotta middle back thing too.

MJ: Does any part of you feel relieved about all this?
Peter Parker: What do you mean?
MJ: Now that everyone knows, you don't really have to hide or lie to people.
Peter Parker: For the record, I never wanted to lie to you. But how can you tell someone that you're Spider-Man?

Peter Parker: I'm sorry to bother you, sir.
Doctor Strange: Please. We've saved half the universe together. I think we are beyond you calling me sir.
Peter Parker: Okay, Stephen...
Doctor Strange: That feels weird, but I will allow it.

Doctor Strange: Do you know a Peter Parker who is Spider-Man?
Otto Octavius: Yes.
Doctor Strange: Is that him?
Otto Octavius: No.

Otto Octavius: You're flying out into the darkness to fight ghosts.
Peter Parker: What do you mean?
Doctor Strange: They all die fighting Spider-Man. It's their fate. I'm sorry, kid.
Peter Parker: Yeah, me too.

Otto Octavius: You're not Peter Parker.
Peter Parker: I am so confused right now!

MJ: Some suggest that Parker's powers include the male spider's ability to hypnotize females.
Peter Parker: Stop, come on.
MJ: Yes, my spider lord.

Green Goblin: Poor Peter... too weak to send me home to die.
Peter Parker: No. I just wanna kill you myself.
Green Goblin: Attaboy

Norman Osborn: You know, I'm something of a scientist myself.