Dr. John Watson: I'm definitely going to kill you.Sherlock Holmes: Oh, please. Killing me, that's so two years ago.
Dr John Watson: Have you talked to the police?Sherlock Holmes: Four people are dead, there isn't time to talk to the police.Dr John Watson: So why are you talking to me?Sherlock Holmes: Mrs. Hudson took my skull.Dr John Watson: So I'm basically filling in for your skull?Sherlock Holmes: Relax, you're doing fine.
Oh, do your research. I'm not a hero, I'm a high-functioning sociopath. Merry Christmas!
Dr. John Watson: There are lives at stake... Sherlock. Actual human li... Jus-just so I know, do you care about that at all?Sherlock Holmes: Will caring about them help save them?Dr. John Watson: Nope.Sherlock Holmes: Then I'll continue not to make that mistake.Dr. John Watson: And you find that easy, do you?Sherlock Holmes: Yes. Very. Is that news to you?Dr. John Watson: No. No.Sherlock Holmes: I've disappointed you.Dr. John Watson: That's good... that's a good deduction, yeah.Sherlock Holmes: Don't make people into heroes, John. Heroes don't exist, and if they did, I wouldn't be one of them.
