Mrs. Hudson: I'll make you that cuppa, you rest your leg.Dr John Watson: Damn my leg! Sorry, I'm so sorry. It's just sometimes this bloody thing...Mrs. Hudson: I understand, dear, I've got a hip.
Mycroft Holmes: This is a private matter.Sherlock Holmes: John stays.Mycroft Holmes: This is family.Sherlock Holmes: THAT'S WHY HE STAYS!
We are in Buckingham Palace, at the very heart of the British nation. Sherlock Holmes, put your trousers on!
I wrote my own version of the Nativity when I was a child, "The Hungry Donkey". It was a bit gory, but if you're gonna put a baby in a manger, you're asking for trouble.