House M.D. quotes

Alice: You better hurry. My lawyer will have me out of here by this time tomorrow.
Dr. Gregory House: Yeah, about that. It seems that last night you found and self-administered what you thought was a potentially lethal narcotic. Your psych hold has been extended an additional 24 hours. I know, bummer, right?

Dr. Gregory House

When I said I'd do anything for the money, obviously I didn't mean it.

Dr. Gregory House

The most successful marriages are based on lies. You're off to a great start.

Dr. Gregory House