I'd turn around and shoot you but apparently I'd miss.
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Dr. James Wilson: You're destroying your entire life. You can't go back from this. You'll go to jail for years. You can never be a doctor again.Dr. Gregory House: I'm dead, Wilson. How do you want to spend your last five months?
Oh my God... it's three years ago! Does that mean I'm still crazy?
You're not on the guest list. Bachelor parties are an ancient sacred male rite of passage.