I'd turn around and shoot you but apparently I'd miss.
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Dr. Chris Taub: House taking time off is a bad sign.Dr. Jessica Adams: A bad sign. You think the apocalypse is coming because House wants to be there for Wilson?Dr. Chris Taub: Yes. You're new.
I was self-destructive. It won't happen again. I'm making changes. Stop doing stupid things.
Martha Masters: He already jumped off a hotel balcony. Who knows what he'll do next.Dr. Robert Chase: [Noticing House pass by the office] Ride some kind of... prostitute chariot to work.