I'd turn around and shoot you but apparently I'd miss.
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Dr. Eric Foreman: Bought my first girlfriend a necklace. It was silver. It cost 180 bucks. Had to save for six months. She hated it.Lee: Really, seriously? Did you tell this story to someone who could walk away?Dr. Eric Foreman: Never bought another girlfriend jewelry again. Until Dr. Hadley.Lee: You're dating her? You might want to start all your stories with that.Dr. Eric Foreman: Same thing. She didn't even wear it.Lee: The diamond thing? She was wearing it the other day.Dr. Eric Foreman: If she doesn't like it, she doesn't like it. Apparently, I suck at picking out jewelry, but at least have the guts to tell me.Lee: Okay, getting boring again. How long till we know if this treatment is working?
Dr. Allison Cameron: Why does she have a clean room in her home?Dr. Gregory House: Heart transplant. Immune system's in the toilet, Mommy builds her little angel a John Travolta-quality bubble.
OK, I am not ready to transition from my dead girlfriend's shrine to your... morning glory. I'll have a mattress delivered and set up for you in the tabernacle. I just need it Tuesdays for animal sacrifices... Oh man. Ugh!