You were an idiot for lying to her in the first place. Don't be more of an idiot now. Say nothing to no one about anything - that includes me.
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One small feel for man, one giant ass for mankind.
It was nice of you. You didn't provoke Marcus to quit so the pranks would stop. You were becoming the common enemy they could bond over. You are the diabolical yet benevolent puppetmaster.
Ultrasound her uterus this time. See if there's something growing in there that doesn't look adorable in a onesie.