House M.D. quotes

Dr. Eric Foreman: I want to run the department.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: You consider waiting until House clears the lobby before you start angling for his job?
Dr. Eric Foreman: He's not dead, or sentimental. And somebody needs to do it.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Not necessarily, Departments of Diagnostic Medicine don't exist. The only reason we have one is because... of House.

Dr. Lisa Cuddy, Dr. Eric Foreman

I'm not stressed beyond the stress induced by telling you how stressed I am.

Dr. Gregory House

I didn't know people actually read e-mails, the delete button is so conveniently located.

Dr. Gregory House