Dr. Lisa Cuddy: I heard House has met Sam.Dr. James Wilson: First time, he was naked. Second time, he brought a transvestite prostitute to dinner. Overall, it could have been worse.Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Great.
Dr. Gregory House: Thirty percent of all dads out there don't realize they're raising someone else's kid.Dr. Eric Foreman: From what I've read, false paternity is more like ten percent.Dr. Gregory House: That's what our moms would LIKE us to believe.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: I'll pay you $10 for every patient you diagnose without touching. You pay me $10 for every one you have to touch.Dr. Gregory House: You're making this into a game for me from which I can only conclude this isn't a game for you.Dr. Lisa Cuddy: No.Dr. Gregory House: Why? You think if I deal with enough people, I'll find some humanity?Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Yes.
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