Dr. Lisa Cuddy: I heard House has met Sam.Dr. James Wilson: First time, he was naked. Second time, he brought a transvestite prostitute to dinner. Overall, it could have been worse.Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Great.
Dr. Eric Foreman: You make enough calls, one of 'em is bound to be right.Dr. Robert Chase: Yeah, he's just a lucky, lucky guy.
Three rules for hunting fungus: location, location, location.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Get them out of here. My urethra is not for public entertainment.Dr. Gregory House: But it is good time adjacent.
