Dr. Lisa Cuddy: I heard House has met Sam.Dr. James Wilson: First time, he was naked. Second time, he brought a transvestite prostitute to dinner. Overall, it could have been worse.Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Great.
I'm not stressed beyond the stress induced by telling you how stressed I am.
Alice: You better hurry. My lawyer will have me out of here by this time tomorrow.Dr. Gregory House: Yeah, about that. It seems that last night you found and self-administered what you thought was a potentially lethal narcotic. Your psych hold has been extended an additional 24 hours. I know, bummer, right?
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: You, in the lobby, now.Dr. Gregory House: I hurt my leg. I have a note.