Dr. Lisa Cuddy: I heard House has met Sam.Dr. James Wilson: First time, he was naked. Second time, he brought a transvestite prostitute to dinner. Overall, it could have been worse.Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Great.
Dr. Gregory House: You bastard. You invited my parents to dinner.Dr. James Wilson: Geez, Cameron's got a big mouth!Dr. Gregory House: Ha, not as big as yours!
People who live in glass hospitals should not throw exorcisms.
Dr. Gregory House: I need a little help.Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Inexplicable rash on a patient's scrotum you need me to look at?
