Try doing that with a pen.
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Dr. Eric Foreman: House is brilliant. I give him the benefit of the doubt most of the time because I've seen what he can do.Dr. Walter Cofield: Getting House out of prison is the biggest decision you've made as Dean of Medicine, right? And if he's suspended as a result of this hearing, he violates his parole and he goes back. And that probably leaves you as former Dean of Medicine.Dr. Eric Foreman: I suppose so.Dr. Walter Cofield: You didn't choose me to oversee this because you thought I could be objective. You chose me because you thought I'd have your back and I'd think twice about making a decision that would get you fired.Dr. Walter Cofield: Eric, I'm sorry, but if your get-House-out-of-jail-free experiment blows up in your face, it's not my job to get you out of it.
Dr. James Wilson: The only question is whether she dies in two months or three.Dr. Eric Foreman: Oh, God!Dr. James Wilson: You were right. There's nothing we can do for her here. Might as well put her back on the street.Dr. Gregory House: Unless it's not cancer.Dr. Robert Chase: Oh, you're joking?Dr. Gregory House: Well, hard not to. There's nothing funnier than cancer.
Why do they bother putting age restrictions on these things when all you have to do is click "yes, I am 18." Even a 17-year-old could figure that out.
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