House M.D. quotes

Dr. Eric Foreman: Would you slow down? You're gonna get us arrested!
Dr. Chris Taub: I wouldn't worry about it. We'll probably die first!
Dr. Gregory House: Don't make me take my shoe off!

Dr. Eric Foreman, Dr. Chris Taub

Dr. Lisa Cuddy: You owe me fifty bucks.
Dr. Gregory House: Then you owe me half a lap dance.

Dr. Lisa Cuddy, Dr. Gregory House

Must've left it in his pants which he wasn't wearing when the police found him trying to walk home, oddly from his own apartment.

Dr. Lisa Cuddy