Dr. Allison Cameron: She's being coerced.Dr. Lisa Cuddy: If she is... I'd rather have a needle prick on my conscience than the death of her family members.
Hello?... Uh... I don't know what department I want. I need... pants.
James: You can't go in there.Dr. Gregory House: Who are you and why are you wearing a tie?James: I'm Dr. Cuddy's new assistant. Can I tell her what it's regarding?Dr. Gregory House: Yes. I would like to know why she gets a secretary and I don't.James: I'm her assistant, not her secretary. I graduated from Rutgers.Dr. Gregory House: Hmm. I didn't know they had a secretarial school. Well I hope you took some classes in sexual harassment law. Does the word 'ka-ching' mean anything to you? I'm going in now.
Dr. Allison Cameron: He went home.Dr. Gregory House: Work smart, not hard.