Dr. Gregory House: Admit it - you're curious why I want to make her angry.Dr. James Wilson: I'm sure it's convoluted, wrong, and stupid.
Dr. Gregory House: Prep him for exploratory surgery and start the betting.Dr. Eric Foreman: Betting?Dr. Gregory House: I got a hundred bucks says it's a pea.
That poster got me laid when I got home last night, so do your worst.
Dr. Robert Chase: You think Taub really comes across as the most trustworthy doctor here?Dr. Eric Foreman: I knew it was bugging you.Dr. Robert Chase: They cut me out.Dr. Eric Foreman: You're a pretty boy. Works well with the ladies, not so much with the patients. No one wants an underwear model performing their splenectomy.Dr. Robert Chase: I notice they weren't exactly knocking down your door looking for Dr. Trustworthy.Dr. Eric Foreman: That's 'cause I'm black. Cortisol levels look normal. We were wrong. Which House will interpret as him being right. He's gonna make us biopsy the pituitary gland.Dr. Robert Chase: You seem pretty calm for a guy who's surrounded by racists.Dr. Eric Foreman: 80% of the Princeton population is white. Some are racist, some aren't. White works with both demographics.Dr. Robert Chase: So race is your excuse, not the fact that you usually look like you're about to punch someone in the face?Dr. Eric Foreman: We're good.
