House M.D. quotes

Hello?... Uh... I don't know what department I want. I need... pants.

Dr. James Wilson

If you could think of everything yourself, you wouldn't need a team to annoy.

Dr. James Wilson

James: You can't go in there.
Dr. Gregory House: Who are you and why are you wearing a tie?
James: I'm Dr. Cuddy's new assistant. Can I tell her what it's regarding?
Dr. Gregory House: Yes. I would like to know why she gets a secretary and I don't.
James: I'm her assistant, not her secretary. I graduated from Rutgers.
Dr. Gregory House: Hmm. I didn't know they had a secretarial school. Well I hope you took some classes in sexual harassment law. Does the word 'ka-ching' mean anything to you? I'm going in now.

James, Dr. Gregory House