Dr. Gregory House: You're a P.I. who can't lie?Lucas Douglas: I can lie. I'm just not all that good at it.
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Interesting factoid. Did you know that if we don't have a neurosurgeon on the premises, all the puppies in the world will choke to death on all the babies?
Dr. Eric Foreman: When is he getting his license back so we can stop playing this game?Dr. Gregory House: Maybe never. This game is fun.
Dr. James Wilson: You're being cautious. You're being... common. When you don't give a crap...Dr. Gregory House: How many of your guys have caught cancer from their patients? Let me know when that happens. Then we can have this conversation.Dr. James Wilson: It's just another case, huh?Dr. Gregory House: I'll bet you can even have unprotected sex with your cancer patients without catching a damn thing. Boy, I wish I had your job.
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