House M.D. quotes

So you'll lie when it doesn't matter, but you won't when it does. How'd you get so screwed up?

Dr. Gregory House

I'm over you. I've jumped on the bandwagon. I hate you, okay?

Dr. Allison Cameron

Dr. Allison Cameron: I don't have the right to show interest in someone?
Dr. Eric Foreman: You absolutely do. And I absolutely have the right to humiliate you for it.

Dr. Eric Foreman, Dr. Allison Cameron