House M.D. quotes

Dr. Allison Cameron: He went home.
Dr. Gregory House: Work smart, not hard.

Dr. Allison Cameron, Dr. Gregory House

Next time you get shot, I promise to only treat the bullet wounds.

Dr. Lisa Cuddy

Ladies and Gentlemen! I have nothing in my hands, nothing up my sleeve. I do have something in my pants, but that's not going to help with this particular trick.

Dr. Gregory House