You've gotta get down here. They've got a satellite aimed directly into Cuddy's vagina. I told them that chances of invasion are slim to none but...
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Dr. Gregory House: I thought you loved those 8 seconds.Lane: ...I do... And now you're telling me that I gotta give them up... I can always find something else to love.
That poster got me laid when I got home last night, so do your worst.
Dr. Gregory House: I have a problem. A medical problem which could become... I have lied to Cuddy 10,000 times. How do you think she'd feel about 10,001?Dr. James Wilson: I think you probably already know the answer.Dr. Gregory House: Yeah, but that doesn't make any sense.Dr. James Wilson: You don't understand why a woman might be upset because her boyfriend lied to her?Dr. Gregory House: I wouldn't be lying to her as a boyfriend. I'd be lying as her employee.Dr. James Wilson: That's not how relationships work.