In case no one's filled you in, today's Monday, which means you've been dead for a day. That kind of symptom comes back, it can get serious.
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Dr. Gregory House: Good news! Think we know what the problem is.Esteban: You mean was.Dr. Gregory House: Hey, it's my first language, not yours. If she wants to outlive Castro, we need to fix her heart.
Dr. Gregory House: [When House and his team are at Chase's bedside] Lungs, rash, now excessive RR variability. Go.Dr. Chris Taub: It's a hospital. There are lots of doctors who can take care of him.Dr. Gregory House: And your thinking is that only you guys are qualified to sit in this room doing nothing? If you're motivated by caring, just bear in mind, he's a dedicated chemistry teacher with a pretty wife and adoring students, baby on the way.Dr. Jessica Adams: She's not pregnant.Dr. Gregory House: Would it make a difference? 'Cause I could knock her up. Autonomic dysregulation...Dr. Jessica Adams: Shut up.
Whose side are you on, senator? First respect his wishes, then invade Iraq, then get the troops home. Make up your mind.
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