House M.D. quotes

I think I will miss you most of all, Ridiculously Old Fraud.

Dr. Gregory House


Dr. Chris Taub: I think we should boycott this wedding on principle.
Dr. Eric Foreman: I kind of have to go. His fiancee did give me a foot massage. And he invited me to be in his wedding party.
Dr. Chris Taub: W-What about Chase? Did he ask him?
Dr. Eric Foreman: Yep. He's in it.
Dr. Chris Taub: What the Hell?
Dr. Eric Foreman: You said you weren't even going.
Dr. Chris Taub: I still have feelings.

Dr. Eric Foreman, Dr. Chris Taub

Who knew Mother Inferior was a smoking hottie. No wonder you're playing handsies with her.

Dr. Gregory House