Okay, fine! I'll father your child! But first you gotta write me a Vicodin prescription. Just so I can get through the foreplay.
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What can I say? Chicks with no teeth turn me on.
Dr. Gregory House: Speaking of which, how are your two baby girls?Dr. Chi Park: Wow! Twins. Congratulations.Dr. Gregory House: Awkward. He knocked up two different women at the same time, at least that's what he thinks he did.
Dr. James Wilson: Ahh. Ahhh.Dr. James Wilson: Dinner later? I'll pick something up.Dr. Gregory House: I... I probably know a new vegetarian place.Dr. James Wilson: Screw that. I want a steak. I'll meet at your place at eight.