Dr. Wilson: How do you know she needs a heart transplant?Dr. Gregory House: I got my aura read today. It said someone close to me had a broken heart.
Dr. Robert Chase: Cameron is not going to be happy about this party.Dr. Gregory House: But you on the other hand...Dr. Robert Chase: Plan on spending the rest of my life with Cameron.Dr. Gregory House: So... I need the cancel the Fart Band?Dr. Robert Chase: So I need you to kidnap me.Dr. Gregory House: Spoken like a true Aussie.
Look I know you're friends with her, but there is a code: Bros before hoes, man.
James: You can't go in there.Dr. Gregory House: Who are you and why are you wearing a tie?James: I'm Dr. Cuddy's new assistant. Can I tell her what it's regarding?Dr. Gregory House: Yes. I would like to know why she gets a secretary and I don't.James: I'm her assistant, not her secretary. I graduated from Rutgers.Dr. Gregory House: Hmm. I didn't know they had a secretarial school. Well I hope you took some classes in sexual harassment law. Does the word 'ka-ching' mean anything to you? I'm going in now.
