Dr. Wilson: How do you know she needs a heart transplant?Dr. Gregory House: I got my aura read today. It said someone close to me had a broken heart.
My friends call me "The Cane" even before I messed up my leg.
Sorry, I was checking the stitches on my penis.
Lots of people don't have sex. The only people who don't want sex are either sick, dead or lying.