Go up his rear and get a smear. Which reminds me, I kind of feel like a bagel.
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Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Don't downplay this, House. You put both of them in isolation for a reason. Joe's death elevates this situation to a bio-safety level three.Dr. Gregory House: Ooh, level three. You should call Jack Bauer.
I take risks, sometimes patients die, but not taking risks causes more patients to die - so I guess my biggest problem is I've been cursed with the ability to do the math.
Dr. Gregory House: John! We're gonna figure out what's wrong with you, but first we need to know one thing!Dr. Gregory House: Have you ever appeared in any pornos?
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