Go up his rear and get a smear. Which reminds me, I kind of feel like a bagel.
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Dr. James Wilson: There are a thousand people in the world who want to be on your staff. But you're going after the four who *don't*.Dr. Gregory House: They "don't" because their lives are irrelevantly and annoyingly complicated. Which makes them confused. Which makes them make poor decisions.
Dr. Gregory House: Yo! Listen up! Bad news is you have an illness. The good news is, it's not meningitis.Dr. Gregory House: It's not fatal. It's just embarrassing. It's conversion disorder. More commonly known as mass hysteria. It happens often in high anxiety situations, especially to women. I know it sounds sexist, but science says you're weak and soft. What can I do?
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