Go up his rear and get a smear. Which reminds me, I kind of feel like a bagel.
Read more Dr. Gregory House QuotesFrom: House M.D.
I was gonna come see you. Figure out where things would go from there. That was the morning I got the call from the Dean. And I was expelled from my first Med School. Didn't seem any point.
Dr. Chi Park: Have you ever paid for sex?Dr. Chris Taub: Every guy who has ever seen a Merchant-Ivory movie has paid for sex
Stacy Warner: Why did Chase screw up?Dr. Allison Cameron: He forgot to ask her a question. Does there need to be a reason?Stacy Warner: It might help him.Dr. Allison Cameron: As far as I'm concerned, he made a little mistake. It happens.Stacy Warner: How far are you concerned?Dr. Allison Cameron: You think I'm biased?Stacy Warner: You're colleagues. You've worked together for over a year and everyone says you slept together.Dr. Allison Cameron: Who says?Stacy Warner: The correct answer is: "We're not involved and I'm not biased."Dr. Allison Cameron: We're not involved and I don't know why he messed up. House has worked with him longer than I have. You should talk to House.