Go up his rear and get a smear. Which reminds me, I kind of feel like a bagel.
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It's not gonna work. You know why? Because this is fun. You think of something to make me miserable, I think of something to make you miserable. It's a game, and I'm gonna win because I got a head start: You are already miserable.
I was self-destructive. It won't happen again. I'm making changes. Stop doing stupid things.
Dr. Wilson: You learn anything?Dr. Gregory House: Yeah. I'm an addict.