Relax, I'm not gonna burn you again. I'm going to STAB you!
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Martha Masters: He already jumped off a hotel balcony. Who knows what he'll do next.Dr. Robert Chase: [Noticing House pass by the office] Ride some kind of... prostitute chariot to work.
Fifty-one weeks out of the year, I let you run around like a monkey in a banana factory.
House is a dictator. Second in command is a meaningless position.
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