Relax, I'm not gonna burn you again. I'm going to STAB you!
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Dr. Chris Taub: I always worry on my deathbed I'll think "I didn't do anything really important."Dana Miller: You're gonna spend one day of your life on your deathbed. The other 25,000 are the ones we should be worrying about. Go to bed happy tonight.
He's choking on his tongue, not his feet.
Dr. James Wilson: Sounds like you had fun last night.Dr. Gregory House: You believe Chase?Dr. James Wilson: I believe Foreman. And they had fun with you. What happened?Dr. Gregory House: I realized they could be my friends.Dr. James Wilson: You're serious?Dr. Gregory House: And then I sobered up.