Dr. Gregory House: He's got a temperature of 103.Dr. Eric Foreman: And why do we care?Dr. Gregory House: Because we're human beings. It's what we do.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: You just don't want to deal with the epidemic!Dr. Gregory House: That's right. I'm subjecting a twelve-year-old to a battery of dangerous and invasive tests to avoid being bored.Dr. Gregory House: Okay, maybe I would do that, but I'm not! If it turns out she's got meningitis, you're right, you win, but if we go downstairs and she dies... your face will be so red!
Go see Stacy.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Any idea why we're getting half as many requests for you as usual?Dr. Gregory House: Democrats' health care plan?