Dr. Robert Chase: What are you looking for?Dr. Gregory House: I called my mom. She didn't pick up.
You were curious - like an eight-year-old boy with a puzzle that's just a little too grown up for him to figure out.
If he's gonna do anything for love...
Charlotte: I am not having an affair with my daughter's karate instructor and I did not give my husband herpes.Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Find out where House is.