Dr. Robert Chase: The only thing you've been asked to do is supervise House in case he does something insane.Dr. Allison Cameron: Which might, you know, save a life.
Dr. Gregory House: Oh grow up. If porn was bad why would there be so many nuns in it?Dr. James Wilson: Why is she mad?Dr. Gregory House: I was myself which by the way she's supposed to love unconditionally.
Life's too short too worry about money.
Dr. Gregory House: Why do you think the elevators would be out to get me?Dr. Lisa Cuddy: I don't know. Maybe they wanted to take time off to spend with their little dumbwaiter but then they had to leave it at home with an elevator sitter because you drove the replacement elevator into quitting because you're incapable of listening to anybody but me. But that's just a theory.Dr. Gregory House: You're wrong. I don't even listen to you. Either do your job or go home. Leave me out of it!Dr. Lisa Cuddy: I am going to do my job. Doesn't mean I have to do it happily. Doesn't mean I have to do it without resentment, and it definitely doesn't mean I have to do it without seeking vengeance on the person making me be here. Congratulations, you've officially dragged me down to your level.Dr. Gregory House: Okay.