Dr. Lisa Cuddy: You owe me fifty bucks.Dr. Gregory House: Then you owe me half a lap dance.
Dr. Chris Taub: Blood in the field. Not where I'm looking.Dr. Lawrence Kutner: How am I supposed to know where you're looking?Dr. Chris Taub: Here's a hint: it's the bloody part.Dr. Lawrence Kutner: The whole thing's bloody. It's a guy with a hole in his body.
Dr. James Wilson: And you blew it.Dr. Gregory House: Technically...
Dr. James Wilson: We know you're back on Vicodin.Dr. Gregory House: No, the only thing you know is that I'm a genius who got a dog to pee in your toilet. You don't know how I did it, or more interestingly where I peed.