Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Is there nobody you admire?Dr. Gregory House: Well, there was this gal I met in 'Nam who could blow out a candle without using...
Lock up on your way out. Don't touch the piano.
Dr. Chris Taub: Cancer made no sense. The head and heart make less than no sense.Lucas Douglas: That makes no sense.Dr. Chris Taub: I know. I was making a point.Lucas Douglas: Oh, good. I thought you were an idiot.Dr. Chris Taub: Why are you talking?Lucas Douglas: Oh, the guy doing manual labor can't have an opinion? I might be a genius who just happens to have a passion for fixing coffee machines. No, I'm obviously not, but that's rude to make assumptions about people.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: I need you to wear your lab coat.Dr. Gregory House: I need two days of outrageous sex with someone obscenely younger than you. Like half your age.
