House M.D. quotes

Stacy Warner: Why did Chase screw up?
Dr. Allison Cameron: He forgot to ask her a question. Does there need to be a reason?
Stacy Warner: It might help him.
Dr. Allison Cameron: As far as I'm concerned, he made a little mistake. It happens.
Stacy Warner: How far are you concerned?
Dr. Allison Cameron: You think I'm biased?
Stacy Warner: You're colleagues. You've worked together for over a year and everyone says you slept together.
Dr. Allison Cameron: Who says?
Stacy Warner: The correct answer is: "We're not involved and I'm not biased."
Dr. Allison Cameron: We're not involved and I don't know why he messed up. House has worked with him longer than I have. You should talk to House.

Dr. Allison Cameron

Dr. Chris Taub: Give the band guy a call.
Dr. Chi Park: I'm not that good at guitar.
Dr. Chris Taub: Or flirting, or small talk.
Dr. Chi Park: I'm not as pretty as Adams, I have stuffy clothes and I hate my hair.
Dr. Chris Taub: Adams works eighty hours a week fixing bunions on hobos because she *can't* face getting to know someone new. Trust me, you find a boyfriend, she'll be the jealous one.

Dr. Chris Taub

House, I need you to come to that dinner for two hours, keep your mouth shut, and behave like an adult. Yes, you will be in Hell, but I will feel better having you there. That is what a relationship is. We average our misery.

Dr. Lisa Cuddy