House M.D. quotes

You really want to screw Whitey? Be one of the few black men who live long enough to collect social security. Take the medicine.

Dr. Eric Foreman

Dr. James Wilson: Ahh. Ahhh.
Dr. James Wilson: Dinner later? I'll pick something up.
Dr. Gregory House: I... I probably know a new vegetarian place.
Dr. James Wilson: Screw that. I want a steak. I'll meet at your place at eight.

Dr. James Wilson, Dr. Gregory House

Whose side are you on, senator? First respect his wishes, then invade Iraq, then get the troops home. Make up your mind.

Dr. Eric Foreman