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Dr. Gregory House: You know that relative to their size, gorillas have smaller testicles than humans.Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Well, then you'd probably have an edge over a gorilla, but not over me.
Dr. Eric Foreman: Would you slow down? You're gonna get us arrested!Dr. Chris Taub: I wouldn't worry about it. We'll probably die first!Dr. Gregory House: Don't make me take my shoe off!
Dr. Eric Foreman: Can I talk to you about something in confidence?Dr. Wilson: Of course.Dr. Eric Foreman: It's about House.Dr. Wilson: Oh, then, no.